Tickets???

So we're looking at this sold-out concert coming up soon (eleven days time). Day two...drool.

Coldplay
Jack Johnson
The White Stripes
Death Cab
Hot Hot Heat
Nada Surf
The Bravery
and Depeche Mode, of whom one Michael Paul Terranova raves.

While it's not last year's show, which boasted Interpol, Franz, Keane, Killers, Muse, Modest Mouse, Snow Patrol, Shins, Green Day, and Jimmy Eat World, i still desire to be there, live and in person.

Anyone want to help a brother out with some tickets?

Or better yet, anyone need an escort?

I've eighteen months experience, and my rate for an evening runs about the same price as a ticket...