With the emergence of the Clemson Football XXX Scandal, which, while it may be embarassing for the program, is unlikely to cause consternation in regards to 'extra benefits', I wanted to point out to all past and present equipment managers in CPSC 120 an example of an acceptable student web page. While I haven't updated it since leaving the ER, said site is a valuable source of information on the Clemson Equipment room for the 1999-2000 seasons. As well, while I was asked to remove spring practice reports featuring sensitive information about former walk-ons (understandably so, as I wouldn't want some of these guys to be cooking breakfast one day and have their wives ask them about their participation in what Coach Rod referred to as a 'rapists convention'), I never seriously considered incorporating a for-pay section into the site. So if you are looking for student web page advice, I can be of service, and would have no problem helping you design a custom, porn-free web site to fit your unique personality, present you as a suitable employee, and possibly fill your datebook through May!

Also of interest to current Clemson Students: FYI, if the FSU football game ends with us on top, please refrain from such activities as lighting your furniture on fire.